Team of Deviants

My BF did something like this and I'm like "Hey,WTH? Why not?" [link]
So here's my "Team of Misfits":
Mousey:
She's a total sweetheart,but's she's way too quiet. She's often seen as invisible (irony?) and pushed around. Those who do see her often forget her. She's tries to stand out but often fails.
Sexy:
She's hot,she's flirty,and she's dirty-minded. Surprisingly,she's a virgin! She can be a bit of a bad flirt and fail at her pick up lines,but she's usually ends up breaking someones heart. She's very spunky and out-going.
Dorky:
She's smart yet somewhat ditzy. She knows many random fact and often blurts them out at random times. Overall,she's very smart.
Bitchy:
She's a huge bitch. (No duh.) She often throws fits and goes off at the smallest of things. But she's very brave and headstrong.